It's addictive! The ultimate book of smart quotes so delightful, perceptive, and engaging you won't be able to put it down. More than 4,000 of the most insight-fully succinct musings and funniest quips ever to cross human lips. Pithy truths and plainspoken wisdom from great novelists, famous poets, and resounding orators like John Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr., and Winston Churchill. Entertaining bits from Hollywood stars and starlets, great stand-up comedians from Groucho Marx to Jerry Seinfeld. A few criminals, and many beloved celebrities like Johnny Carson and Fred Astaire. Poignant last words, astute responses to absurd questions, wickedly amusing insults, punch lines from comedy routines, perverse tombstone inscriptions, and clever off-the-cuff remarks.

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4,000 of the Funniest, Cleverest, Most Insightful Things Ever Said

More than 4,000 of the most insightfully succinct musings and funniest quips ever to cross human lips